Certain exercises makes you think of a situation, a concept or a person. Last week, me and my Gym Buddy J came up with the idea that we should focus on our thighs so we found what a gay man would call the Jane Fonda machine. You basically spread your thighs and push them together. Then back to the spread position.

A few days later a straight friend of mine was using the same machine.


Me: You are doing the Jane Fonda workout!

Straight Friend (not amused): No, it is the yes/no mashine.

Me: Excuse me?

Straight Friend: Legs open, yes. Legs together, no.

Me: Oh. OH!