A: Choose. Everytime you saw a dog, you had to slick its ass or throw up?

B: Throw up, I guess.

A: Not lick its ass… I mean, throw up e v e r y time.

B: Yeah… one lick?

A: Yes, one single lick. I mean, imagen throwing up like five times on your way to school.

B: Would it happen like by itself or would I have to put my fingers down my throat?

A: It would happen by itself.

B: Hm… but still. Licking a dogs ass…