I ran into a dear friend of mine at the gym today. Let us call him “The Baron” (Who can it be, friends?). He was wearing a pair of red drop crotch shorts.

Me: I love your pants!

The Baron: They are from Jack & Jones.

Me: Really? I mean, they are nice but why did you even enter that store? 

The Baron: Because I try to look younger? 

Me: Or because you have no self respect? 

The Baron: True! 

Me: I wear sweats from the army. To look butch? 

The Baron: Keep on trying…