I wish I could say that the cute straight guy I have seen in my neighbourhood was checking me out the other day, but he did not. He was checking out my dumbell. And when I say dumbbell I actually mean dumbbell.

Cute guy: (smiling) Are you done with that dumbbell soon? 

Me: I’ve got one short set left.   

Cute guy: You’re like an angel without wings.

Me: I know. 

There are ways of not asking. This happend a few weeks back.

Cute guy with a bad attitude: Done? 

Me: No. 

Cute guy with a bad attitude: Cant’ you use some other machine? 

Me: No. Not done here for a while when I think about it. Do you mind?