The other I just realized something weird. I am not the gym mascot anymore! I am still one of the smallest guys at the gym, but the mascot status… it is gone. I miss the days when I could just stand and stare at a mysterious machine and some buffed straight guy would ask if I needed some help. To set the record… straight, I am not into seducing or being seduced by straight guys. But buffed straight guys are more helpful than buffed gay guys.

Anyway, I do not think that there is anyone who has taken my place. But I am sure that a new gym mascot will be born any day now.

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