The Architect: I’m concidering shaving my chest. 

The Hipster: Why? 

The Architect: Everyone is doing it.  

The Hipster: You do realize that you will have to shave your belly as well? 

The Architect: I looked around in the locker room. No hair. Everyone is doing it. 

The Hipster: Why not just shave your balls like regular queers. 

The Architect: No. No. 

The Hipster: Everyone is doing it!