I think alot about the rules of the gym. The written rules are no fun, obviously. But the unwritten ones… Like if your naked butt, by accident, stroke another naked butt in the gym shower, do you apologize? If so, how does one do that?

“How embarrassing, like my butt touched your butt, and we’re naked, and I see you all the time here here… my name is…” No, making too much of a deal of it.

How about “Well look at that, my butt thought you were my towel.” Ah, trying to make a joke! No. Will not do… Or “Oh, I’m sorry. It has no manners.” No. No. I give up.

Maybe one should just blame the other guy? “Is your butt trying to tell me something?”. And hope for the best.