I am a multi-tasker, been that way since I was a boy. But there are things I can not do that others are capable of. If I envy them? Well, sometimes. Well, not really.

If I workout I can listen to music, even listen to a book. During and in between reps. What I can not do is text messages, while doing thighs or something else hands-free. That is why I can not stop staring at this guy texting like crazy on the gay hook up app Grindr. He is “working” thighs. Calvs. Butt. But he is on Grindr from the minute he enters until he leaves. A true multi-tasker but not the most efficient gym goer maybe.