Guy 1: (in a skeptical tone) Ey, you look hung.

Guy 2: I’m generous with what I’ve got.

Guy 1: As in showing off? You didn’t look that hung in the shower, bitch. Is that patching?

Guy 2: No. These underwear just… emphasize things. High waist, quite thin and high on the sides. And a good pouch. I get them at the place next to where we get coffee. Obviously, I’m also generous with my secrets.

Guy 1: Thanks. I’m sooo getting a few pairs.