Guy 1: You know, my girlfriend has problems with the hair on my back and shoulders.

Guy 2: I can imagen. But you are not that hairy.

Guy 1: I know. But still. She doesn’t like it. She uses tweezers to remove them. Like every day. I mean, they keep growing back.

Guy 2: Every day? It hurts. Afterwards, I just wanna sit in the shower…

Guy 1: Yeah. Your girlfriend does it as well?

Guy 2: Yeah… she does.

Guy 1: Anyway, I call them “my friends”.

Guy 2: Huh? Why?

Guy 1: They cover my back.


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