Lesbian Bonanza: Your bicep look like a penis!  

Displeased gay man: It does? 

Lesbian Bonanza: An erect penis! Can I touch it? It feels like one too. I do not like small penises. You know, super small. Big ones. Mmm. 

Surpriced gay man with pre-conceptions about lesbians: You do not like dick, you are a lesbian. 

Lesbian Bonanza: I have sucked many dicks. Many, many dicks.

Patronizing gay man: I know you have. But then you realized that dick was not your thing. 

Lesbian Bonanza: True, but… Mmm, big cock.