In my last post, I described a three ways how NOT to flirt with me at the gym. They were based on previous attemptions, failed attemptions. Since the post was published a few days ago, I witnessed a fourth way on how NOT to flirt with me.

4. Do not stand in front of me and discreetly adjust your grey sweatpants to emphasize the contour of your buldge thrice within five minutes. That is called “overdoing things”.